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urfgirl3000 (8:24:52 PM): sounds exciting
urfgirl3000 (8:25:05 PM): was there a gunfight involved anywhere?
urfgirl3000 (8:25:11 PM): because that would just make it
SEPHHUNTER (8:25:33 PM): no, there was a sword duel on the roof of the nationwide insurance building though
SEPHHUNTER (8:27:11 PM): just as i was about to strike a killing blow on the bagel responsible, it jumped off into the olentangy river.
urfgirl3000 (8:27:36 PM): epic
SEPHHUNTER (8:27:37 PM): the next time we meet, there will be no escape
urfgirl3000 (8:27:53 PM): you shalt hound yon bagel till the ends of the erf
SEPHHUNTER (8:28:17 PM): to the cold desolate plains of post-apocalyptic nebraska
urfgirl3000 (8:28:42 PM): with only the zombified remains of david bowie as your spiritguide
urfgirl3000 (8:28:57 PM): and an intellegent dog named rascal as your sidekick
urfgirl3000 (8:28:59 PM): he talks
urfgirl3000 (8:29:12 PM): you should make a comic about all of this
SEPHHUNTER (8:29:39 PM): "zombified remains of david bowie"? please. the man is a demi-god.
urfgirl3000 (8:29:52 PM): well then he's your personal demi-god
urfgirl3000 (8:30:00 PM): you are the world's last hope, joe
urfgirl3000 (8:30:08 PM): everything that has come before rests upon you
urfgirl3000 (8:30:12 PM): or something like that
SEPHHUNTER (8:30:15 PM): the pastry must be stopped
urfgirl3000 (8:30:20 PM): at all costs
urfgirl3000 (8:30:28 PM): i'm glad we're in agreement on this
SEPHHUNTER (8:30:35 PM): hahahahahahaha
urfgirl3000 (8:31:00 PM): i'm serious about the comic thing

so blame her.